We understand that sometimes it can be difficult to get away from your responsibilities, so we have created an excuse generator so all you have to worry about is enjoying your time on the bankside!
Generate your excuse here
(Let's hope someone will take the bait)
So, what's your name?
What's the name of the person receiving the excuse?
Who are you writing this excuse for?
Who are you going with
How long do you intend to go for?
How far are you planning to go?